Marilyn Monroe, n.All

Marilyn Monroe is a woman with breasts like granite and a brain like Swiss cheese.

Marilyn Monroe is an arrogant little tail twitcher who learned to throw sex in your face.

Marilyn Monroe is good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

Marilyn Monroe is still a sex symbol because we never saw her old.

Marilyn Monroe is a woman with curves in places other women don't even have places.

Ronald Regan sent out the army photographer who first discovered Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn Monroe is so minimally gifted as to be almost unemployable.

Marilyn Monroe is a vacuum with nipples.

Marilyn Monroe is a broad with a big future behind her. .