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How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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Measure is in human nature, for we are only slightly nearer to the atom than the star, and from our central position we can survey the grandest works of nature with the astronomer, or the minutest works with the physicist.

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