memoir, n.All

A Memoir is when you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad things you did do.

The Memoir is the back fence of history.

The Memoir is, today, often a false novel, repeating as they do conversations verbatim that couldn't possibly be remembered.

A Memoir is a radically subjective version of what actually happened.

A Memoir is always creating two kinds of enemies; People you talk about, and those you don't talk about.