methodist

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methodism

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is one who makes offerings of ennui, wretchedness, melancholy, groans, and sighs to a Deity who has covered the earth with a thousand superfluous joys.

Ennui, wretchedness, melancholy, groans, and sighs are the offering which these unhappy Methodists make to a Deity, who has covered the earth with gay colors, and scented it with rich perfumes : and shown us, by the plan and order of His works, that He has given to man something better than a bare existence, and scattered over His creation a thousand superfluous joys, which are totally unnecessary to the mere support of life.

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