millionaire, n.All

A: ‘I want to be a millionaire, just like my dad.’ B. ‘Wow, your dad’s a millionaire?’ A: ‘No, but he always wanted to be.’

A Millionaire is a term that used to mean a rich man. Today it just means a guy who might own his own home.

A Millionaire is a man who gathers a fortune he doesn't need to leave to people who don't deserve it.

A Millionaire is good to marry, but even better to divorce.

A Millionaire is what everyone wants to be, except billionaires.

A Millionaire is the only person who receives letters from second cousins.

A Millionaire is a man with the most relatives.

The Millionaire is necessarily unethical — no one can make a million dollars honestly.