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is no longer a man, or a conscience, but rather a corpse, without family, without love, emasculated by his vow of chastity, deformed and impotent, engaged in a stupid and useless struggle with the sacred needs of the flesh, a struggle which, seven times out of ten, leads him to sodomy, the gallows, or prison.

The missionary is no longer a man, a conscience. He is a corpse, in the hands of a confraternity, without family, without love, without any of the sentiments that are dear to us. Emasculated, in a sense, by his vow of chastity, he offers us the distressing spectacle of a man deformed and impotent or engaged in a stupid and useless struggle with the sacred needs of the flesh, a struggle which, seven times out of ten, leads him to sodomy, the gallows, or prison.

is a sincere, self-deceived person suffering from meddler's itch.

is a person who teaches cannibals to say grace before they eat him.

A missionary is a person who teaches cannibals to say grace before they eat him.

is one who is sometimes taken seriously by cannibals, sometimes with a grain of salt.

Some cannibals take mtsstonaries seriously, others take them with a grain of salt.

is one who loves the Almighty more than the almighty dollar.

A missionary is one who loves the Almighty more than the almighty dollar.

is the divinely provided food for destitute and underfed cannibals.

MISSIONARY Missionaries are the divinely provided food for destitute and underfed cannibals

is people who make the world safe for hypocrisy.

is perfect nuisance who leaves every place worse than they found it.

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