preacher, n.All

The Preacher's task is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

The Preacher's business is to preach God's will. He is an executor, not a legislator.

A Preacher is a clergyman whose sermons never apply to you but always to the other fellow.

Preacher is one who makes pastoral calls, frightens the young, astonishes the old, bothers the busy, and serves disappointed females as vicarious lover, father, friend, and personal representative of Deity.

Preacher is a man who advises others concerning things about which he knows nothing.

The Preacher is called to be a shepherd, not a sheep dog.

A Preacher is one who often welcomes all denominations, but prefers twenties

A Preacher is a man who can keep women quiet for an hour.