Hide Under The Bed

monster

mathematics

dad joke

cannibalism

cannibal

genius

einstein

gargling

sore throat

lemonade

psychiatry

train

April Fools Day

Frankenstein

prank

fish & chips

ice cream

Benjamin Franklin

kite

theater

Tinder

ology (the study of)

birth

phobia

fetus

Chuck Norris

parenting

tucking someone in

childhood

consolation

nightmare

bedtime

sleeping

funeral

burial

insomnia

sleeplessness

guts

disembowlment

apocalypse

extinction

humanity

dinosaur

death drive

depression

meeting

fucking

going to bed

darkness

light switch

is real like ghosts are real. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win. Stephen King

is any blending of dissonant elements, and thus, every original inexhaustible beauty.

It is conventional to call 'monster' any blending of dissonant elements. I call 'monster' every original inexhaustible beauty. (Alfred Jarry)

is engendered not by the slumber of reason but by vigilant and insomniac rationality.

It is not the slumber of reason that engenders monsters, but vigilant and insomniac rationality Gilles Deleuze

is, for the adult, a real monster, the type of liar where there simply is no way to tell. The ones who give nothing away.

Boo, I think I no longer believe in monsters as faces in the floor or feral infants or vampires or whatever. I think at seventeen now I believe the only real monsters might be the type of liar where there simply is no way to tell. The ones who give nothing away.

is made by prosperity while the man is made by adversity.

Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters. Victor Hugo

Every monster was a man first. Edward Albee

 does exist, but is too few in numbers to be truly dangerous. More dangerous are the functionaries ready to believe and act without asking questions.

Monsters exist, but they are too few in numbers to be truly dangerous. More dangerous are the functionaries ready to believe and act without asking questions. Primo Levi

 exists because it is part of the divine plan, and in the horrible features of those same monsters the power of the creator is revealed.

Monsters exist because they are part of the divine plan, and in the horrible features of those same monsters the power of the creator is revealed. Umberto Eco

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