halloween, n.All

What do ghosts read?Booooks!

Halloween is Christmas for Goths

Halloween is likely not a whole lot of fun if you live in a nudist colony.

Halloween is,by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

What pants do ghosts wear?BOO jeans

Halloween is the only time you're encouraged to take candy from strangers.

Halloween is the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

Halloween is just a nation wide role playing event, with free snacks.

Halloween is a sarcastic festival that reflects an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Halloween is a holiday that Jehovah's Witnesses don't participate in. Perhaps this is because they just don't like it when strangers go up to their doors and bother them.