movie star, n.All

A Movie star is a woman who has a weakness for wedding cake.

A Movie star is an actress who is always mating new mistakes.

A Movie star is america's contribution to the pantheon of world mythology: the fabled hat-check girls and soda jerks who attained immortality on a two-dimensional screen while their three-dimensional bodies went the way of all flesh.

A Movie star is not an artist, he is an art object.

The Movie star is someone people want to fuck. Television stars people want to hug.

A Movie star is a beautiful bubble that's constantly being blown up by a press agent.

A Movie star is an actress who lives happily and gets married forever after.