nickel, n.All

The Nickel goes much farther than it used to: you have to carry it around for days before you can find something it will buy.

The Nickel is a coin that remains the same size while the thing it buys gets smaller.

A Nickel is not worth a dime anymore.

Nickel is not supposed to be as good as a dollar, but it goes to church more often.

Did you hear about the woman who swallowed a nickel?The doctor made her cough up four hundred dollars