ostrich, n.All

The ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

An ostrich's brain is smaller than its eye.

Male ostriches roar just like a lion

Ostrich meat is the leanest of all red meats

The Ostrich is a giant chick.

Ostriches are fast --- they can outrun a horse

An Ostrich tastes like the progeny of an unnatural and uncomfortable liaison between a duck and a sheep.

An Ostrich is the only animal officially endowed with political direction.