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parade

is an event that looks a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.

A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.

is man's attempt to make traffic exciting.

Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.

is an event whereby if you follow it, it pauses it, but if you run in the opposite direction, you will fast-forward.

If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward the parade.

is the worst form of transportation known to man.

is, nowadays, just a glorified commercial for big corporations.

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