memorial day, n.All

Memorial Day is the patriotism blowjob you get before going all the way with 4th of July

Memorial Day is 4th of July’s redneck cousin

Memorial Day is a day of unbridled capitalism whereas it should be a day of memory and celebration

Memorial Day is pre-fourth of July rehearsal

Memorial Day is white guy cinco de Mayo

Memorial Day is just an excuse to barbecue, argue football, and drink beer

Memorial Day is just a day out on the boat for most Americans

Memorial Day is just a day to get hammered, grill, and post a shit ton of sultry photos on insta