parking, n.All

I parked my car sideways over two disabled spaces. 'What's wrong? You look in perfect health to me," said the guard."Schizophrenia," we replied.

Parking is so bad in hollywood that it's not worth looking for a space: As soon as you get near hollywood boulevard . . . You should just sell.

I got praised for my parking yesterdaySomeone left an official looking piece of paper on my car saying 'parking fine'

Parking is always plentiful. There are plenty of parking places everywhere, but the trouble is that they are already taken.

Parking is difficult these days, unless you drive a forklift.

Parking is so expensive these days that you can rent a car for a week for what it costs to park it for a day.

Parking is such street sorrow.

Parking is impossible to find — if the universe is expanding, one wonders why we still can't I find a parking space.

Parking is so hard to find these days that it's a good idea to have someone go along to share the driving.