pear, n.All

A Pear is a fruit that must be eaten to the day; If you don't eat it then, throw it away.

A Pear is a fruit that never goes anywhere alone.

A Pear is different from an apple in this: it is an apple's duty to be crisp and crunchable, but a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption.

The Pear is an apple with its girdle off.

A Pear is a failed apple.

The Pear is a fruit yet to be described as 'typically woman-shaped'.

The ideal hangover cure is coconut water, pear and lime; made even more effective when supplemented by a plate of cheese with tomato and cucumber.