pepperoni, n.All

Pepperoni is pizza acne

Pepperoni is italian chorizo

Pepperoni is pizza lilly pads on which one's attention is sure to rest a while.

Pepperoni is Meat Thins.

What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?You don’t pepper-own-me

What did the pepperoni say to the cook?You wanna pizza me

If you have a stutter, don’t ask for a Peroni in an Italian restaurant.You’ll get a pizza

Pepperoni is a soft meat potato chip

Pepperoni is basically paprika-drenched salami.

Pepperoni is loose leaf meat

Pepperoni is pig scabs.