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is a person with whose politics one doesn't agree with... a statesman is person with whose politics one does agree.

A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree... if you agree with him he's a statesman. David Lloyd George

is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground. H.L. Mencken

is an eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.

POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice.

is guided by interest, not by love nor hate.

Politicians neither love nor hate. Interest, not sentiment, directs them. Lord chesterfield

is in possession of three hats: One they wear, one they toss into the ring, and a third they talk through.

Most politicians have three hats: One they wear, one they toss into the ring, and a third they talk through.

A statesman is a politician who didn't get caught.

is like diapers, something that must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.Mark Twain

is necessarily a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer who is ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one.

One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a politician, ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one. Henry Miller

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