election, n.All

An Election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

George Washington is the only unanimously elected President

The electorate is so uninformed, it's a wonder that more people aren't voting for real estate agents as a result of not looking closely enough at lawn signs.

William Mckinley won the 1896 election campaigning from the front porch of his home in Ohio

An Election is a process that proves nothing except that different sections of the country are mad about different things.

An Election is won chiefly because most people vote against somebody, rather than for somebody.

An Election is nothing but the rare opportunity for parents to learn the location of their children's school.

Adolf Hitler never personally won an election and was appointed as chancellor when his party represented the largest minority party

An Election is a process which, if they really changed anything, would be made illegal.

An Election is a process whereby bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

An Election is a process whereby, if one gets all the fools on one's side, one can be elected to anything.

An Election is merely a change of the leach every four years... pulling off the glutted leech and attaching the lean one.