preacher

is a man who can keep women quiet for an hour.

A preacher is a man who can keep women quiet for an hour.

is one who often welcomes all denominations, but prefers twenties

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is called to be a shepherd, not a sheep dog.

The preacher is called to be a shepherd, not a sheep dog.

's task is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

The preacher's business is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

's business is to preach God's will. He is an executor, not a legislator.

The preacher's business is to preach God's will. He is an executor, not a legislator.

is a man who advises others concerning things about which he knows nothing.

is one who makes pastoral calls, frightens the young, astonishes the old, bothers the busy, and serves disappointed females as vicarious lover, father, friend, and personal representative of Deity.

is a clergyman whose sermons never apply to you but always to the other fellow.

A preacher is a clergyman whose sermons never apply to you but always to the other fellow.

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