rabbi, n.All

Why did the mohel refuse to perform a circumsicion on a 20 year old?It was way past his usual cut off date

Why did the mohel carry out circumcisions for free?They let him keep the tips

The Rabbi is just the man who knows the torah... he is not the torah itself.

A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into an Irish bar. "Welcome to both of you," says the bartender