The Presidency is achieved by acting as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client.
The Presidency will come to represent, more and more closely - as democracy is perfected - the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
The Presidency is a job which no person capable of getting themselves elected to should on no account be allowed to do.
The Presidency is a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopaedia of cliches as first price.
The Presidency is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.
The Presidency is like riding a tiger in that a man has to keep on riding or be swallowed.
The Presidency is an office for which it is necessary to raise and spend a billion dollars for the privilege of being vilified while living and having a high school named after you when you are dead.