resort, n.All

A Resort is a place where the tired grow more tired

A Resort is a place where the natives live on your vacation till next summer.

A Resort is a place where they charge you enough to make up for the nine months you are not there

A Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.

A Resort is a place full of girls looking for husbands, and husbands looking for girls.

A Resort is a place where the natives live on your vacation until next summer.

A Resort is where the locals live off your holiday until next summer.

A Resort is a place that overlooks a lake, and also overlooks comfortable beds, good and the conveniences of home.