roman, n.All

The Roman is a people who've done very little for us apart from sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system and public health.

The Roman is a people who, while they were poor, robbed mankind; and as soon as they became rich, robbed one another.

The Roman is overrated — apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, roads, the fresh water system, and public health … what have they ever done for us?

The Roman is the Rolls-Royce of men.

Poop is funny --- There was a Roman Emperor named Pupienus Maximus, pronounced 'poopy-anus'.