Scotsman

sheep

dad joke

bestiality

kilt

zipper

Cockney Rhyming Slang

Ireland

Irishman

St. Patrick's Day

is not at home unless he is abroad, just as the English are not happy unless they are miserable, and the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war.

The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. George Orwell

is one who remembers and cherishes the memory of his forebears, good or bad. There burns alive in him a sense of identity with the dead even to the twentieth generation.

The mark of a Scot of all classes [is that] he . . . remembers and cherishes the memory of his forebears, good or bad... and there burns alive in him a sense of identity with the dead even to the twentieth generation. Robert Louis Stevenson

is a very tough sort. They have drive-by head-buttings. A sweatband is considered a silencer.

The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.

is a man who, before sending his pajamas to the laundry, stuffs a sock in each pocket

is a person whose thrift teaches him to take long steps to save shoe leather, but whose caution advises him to take short steps to avoid ripping his pants.

is the only golfer who wouldn’t knock a golf ball out of sight

is the only man who sings about auld lang syne and knows what it means.

A Scot is the only man who sings about auld lang syne and knows what it means.

A Scotsman is always wise behind the hand.

scotsman, n.All

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