scotland, n.All

Scotland has the most redheads

Scotland is a country so much our enemy that there is hardly any intelligence to be got, and whenever we do procure any it is the business of the country to have it contradicted.

Scotland is a country with two seasons: June and winter.

Scotland is a peculiar land that is the birthplace of golf and sport salmon fishing, a fact which may explain why it is also the birthplace of whiskey.

Scotland's unofficial national anthem, "Flowers of Scotland," contains a note that can't be produced on the bagpipes

Scotland is that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oat-cakes and sulphur.

Scotland is just colder Wales.

Scotland is an inferior sort of Switzerland.

What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?Summer

The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland

Scotland has over 400 words to refer to snow.

Scotland is a land of meanness, sophistry and lust.

Scotland is a country where a one might see a guy pissing against a front door in the wee hours of the night, only to then take out his keys and go inside.

Scotland has almost four casks of whisky per citizen.