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Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson, seen here illustrating the size of his balls.

Tucker Carlson, seen here squeezing out this week's new conspiracy theory.

Tucker Carlson, seen here exaggerating the size of his penis.

Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a man slowly drown

Mitch McConnell, senator and ghost pointing to where the murder happened . . .

Mitch McConnell, fresh off his cameo in the new Star Wars movie

Mitch McConnell, seen here calmly watching an orphanage burn

Mitch McConnell, seen here calmly watching an injured puppy

Mitch McConnell, seen here after calmly watching a school bus stall on some railroad tracks

Mitch McConnell, seen here ignoring a toddler who fell through the ice

Mitch McConnell, seen here authorizing the vet to put his kids' dog to sleep,

Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a child get into a stranger's van

Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a poor family get evicted on Christmas Eve