sitcom, n.All

The Sitcom is the perfect allegory of life. Essentially all that happens is that people come in and go out of doors.

Most sitcom laugh tracks were recorded in the 1950s, so you’re basically listening to dead people laughing.

A Sitcom is what network television does best: put witticisms in the mouths of performing yuppies and remind us when to laugh.

The Sitcom is one day going to be seen as the great American art form. American poetry will perish with the language; the sitcoms, on the other hand, are new to human evolution and therefore will be less perishable.