The Sociologist is a person who always gives the wrong answers to the wrong questions, even when they aren't asked.
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The Sociologist is an academic accountant who thinks that truth can be shaken from an abacus.
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The Sociologist is a person who does one of two things: either he proves something I already knew, or he makes an assumption that he cannot prove.
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The Sociologist is a person who proves to you that it will go dark when you switch off the light.
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A Sociologist is a scientist who blames crime on everything and everyone, except the person who commits it.
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