strawberry, n.All

A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his headThe doctor says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on that.'

Strawberries have an average of 200 seeds.

Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside

The Strawberry is a little fruit heart

Strawberries are grown in every state in the U.S. and every province in Canada

Strawberries are not actual berries

The Strawberry is marvelous — doubtless, God could have made a better berry, but, doubtless, God never did.

The Strawberry is a food item that should contain a warning label: Caution - tastes nothing like a strawberry milkshake.

Lemons have more sugar than strawberries.

A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is

The Strawberry is the angel of the earth, innocent and sweet with green leafy wings reaching heavenward.

A Strawberry is not, for some reason, a berry.