Theodore Roosevelt, n.All

Teddy Roosevelt had debilitating asthma as a child. Doctors told him to smoke cigars, drink coffee, and whisky.

Theodore Roosevelt is a glorified bouncer engaged eternally in cleaning out bar-rooms.

Theodore Roosevelt was the youngest president in US history (42 years old).

Theodore Roosevelt is a megalomaniac.

Theodore Roosevelt is a man who was always getting himself in hot water by talking before he had to commit himself upon issues not well defined.

Theodore Roosevelt is the most dangerous man of the age.

Theodore Roosevelt is the only president who was blind in one eye

Theodore Roosevelt’s kids had a pet bear, badger, and hyena in the White House

Theodore Roosevelt is a politician who hated all pretensions, save his own pretensions.

Theodore Roosevelt is a damned cowboy who is president of the United States!

Theodore Roosevelt is a harangue-outing.

Theodore Roosevelt is such a man with a second-class intellect but a first-class temperament.