teddy bear, n.All

40% of American adults still sleep with a teddy bear.

The teddy bear is named after Theodore Roosevelt who refused to shoot at a bear tied to a tree during a bear-hunting trip

Why don’t teddy bears eat dessertThey’re always stuffed

A Teddy bear is vegan taxidermy

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?Because she was stuffed

The Teddy bear is cuddly faux taxidermy

Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessertHe was already stuffed