tiredness, n.All

Tiredness is for losers — losers quit when they're tired; winners quit when they've won.

Why did the car pull over to the side of the road?It was tire-d

What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired

Tiredness is better confronted by a change than with rest — a change of pasture kin make the calf fatter.

Why doesn't a bicycle stand by itself?Because it's two tired