unix, n.All

Unix is a nice place to live, but you don't want to visit there.

Unix is very user-friendly... It's just picky about its friends.

Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

Unix is a computer operating system, once thought to be flabby and impotent, that now shows a surprising interest in making off with the workstation harem.

Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.

Unix is many things to many people, but it has never been everything to anybody.