vacuum cleaner, n.All

A Vacuum cleaner is a broom with a stomach.

What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?You have to plug one of them in before it sucks

A Vacuum cleaner is a lawn mower for women.

A Vacuum cleaner is like a slut; they blow, suck, and get laid in the closet

A Vacuum cleaner is a tiny tornado you control

A Vacuum cleaner is an air magnet

A Vacuum cleaner is a broom that goes vroom

A Vacuum cleaner is a motorized broom

A Vacuum cleaner is nothing shut up in a box.