vegan, n.All

A Vegan's body spends most of its time making the food they hate.

Vegan is someone who slaughters and kills fruits and vegetables.

The Vegan is the Hezbollah of vegetarians.

A Vegan is a mass murderer of thousands of innocent fruits and vegetables.

I trapped a couple of vegans in my basementAt least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'