Definition.com
Velcro is superior to shoe laces in pretty much every way but for some reason we decided its only for kids.
Definition.com
Velcro is superior vs shoe laces in pretty much every way, and yet, we restrict them to use for kids.
Dad Joke.com
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?total rip-off
One-Liner.com
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off
Dad Joke.com
Why don’t you buy things with Velcro?It’s a rip-off