A Yawn is an honest opinion openly expressed
A Yawn is a silent scream for coffee
A Yawn is a hole made by a bore
A Yawn is silence with an exclamation mark.
A Yawn is an act that may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion.
A Yawn is opening one’s mouth and wishing that others would close theirs
An estimated 55% of people yawn after reading the word "yawn."
A Yawn is the only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
A Yawn is nature’s provision for letting married men open their mouths
