Adam

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is one who, when he said a good thing, knew nobody had said it before.

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. Mark Twain

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is the original author of sin, and ought to have taken out an international copyright on it.

Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it. Mark Twain

is desirous of the apple only because it was forbidden... had the serpent been forbidden, he would have eaten it.

Adam wanted the apple only because it was forbidden ... the mistake was in not forbidding the serpent then he would have eaten the serpent.

is to be thanked for cutting us out of the blessing of idleness and winning for us the curse of labor.

Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor. -Mark Twain

is the original sadomasochist, who having a rib cage wound inflicted upon him to acquire a mate, caused all subsequent generations to self-inflict the wound of marriage

is that which the world started with, just as atom is what it may end with.

The world started with Adam and may end with atom . I

is the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world-he had no mother-in-law.

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