Adam and Eve

Bible

dad joke

christmas eve

battle of the sexes

rough draft

carpenter

Adam

creation

Garden of Eden

Tree of knowledge

philology

puppet

eating ass

childbirth

apple

temptation

jalapeno popper

Homophobia

cancel culture

is the first couple to not read the Apple terms & conditions.

Adam and Eve were the first people to not read the Apple terms & conditions.

forbidden fruit

is a pair who must’ve set a shit ton of world records.

is a couple that probably did it doggie style their first time, because that would be how they saw other animals doing it.

is a couple whose exile was caused by an apple, and today we are alienated from reality by our Apple devices.

is a story about the trouble between the sexes about gifts.

Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there's always been trouble between the sexes about gifts.

is a couple of Russians. They had nothing to wear, nothing to eat but an apple - and yet they were told they were living in paradise!

Have you ever thought that Adam and Eve were Russians? They had nothing to wear, nothing to eat but an apple - and yet they were told they were living in paradise!

is how it started; atom and evil may end.

What Adam and Eve started, atom and evil may end.

is never more naked than when dressed in their fig leaves. Without them, they looked rather asexual.

Dressed in fig leaves they looked more naked than ever. A flower is most naked amid its leaves. Without them it looks rather asexual.

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