Cinderella

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is an odd story in that, since her slipper was such a perfect fit, it is strange that it fell of at the ball.

If Cinderella’s slipper was such a perfect fit, then it is strange that it fell of at the ball.

is someone we're somehow supposed to believe nobody had the same shoe size as.

I am supposed to believe nobody had the same shoe size as Cinderella.

is a story about a girl whose shoe was supposed to have fit so well and yet it somehow falls off

is a story whose plot is driven by the unlikely idea that shoe size differs significantly.

is a character who must have a hard time shopping for shoes if literally no one else in the kingdom had feet her size.

is a story about a Prince who danced with a woman all night and didn't remember her face.