Cinderella, n.All

Cinderella is an odd story in that, since her slipper was such a perfect fit, it is strange that it fell of at the ball.

Cinderella's glass slipper was not a case of confusion between the French words vair (fur) and verre (glass), but rather a deliberate sexual innuendo.

Cinderella wasn't the girl's name. The 'cinder' was a nickname given to 'Elle' who was always covered in dirty cinders

Cinderella is a story whose plot is driven by the unlikely idea that shoe size differs significantly.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?Because she always ran away from the ball

Cinderella is a story about a girl whose shoe was supposed to have fit so well and yet it somehow falls off

Cinderella is a story about a Prince who danced with a woman all night and didn't remember her face.

Cinderella is someone we're somehow supposed to believe nobody had the same shoe size as.

Cinderella is a character who must have a hard time shopping for shoes if literally no one else in the kingdom had feet her size.