Feel Like The Weekend

Friday

chicken

dad joke

French fry

graduate student

graduate school

happiness

trivia

Monday

Sunday

Wednesday

week

Tuesday

Thursday

Saturday

weekend

Friday the 13th

being lost

confusion

complete mess

invitation

making plans

friendliness

being nice

office work

casual friday

mathematics

synesthesia

multiplication

accent

British

Englishman

dialect

English (language)

is just a way to scam us all out of our hard earned money

is just this long dance of pretending you're busy

The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps.

is ruined by nothing more than by the realization that it's only Wednesday.

friday, n.Dad Jokes

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