chicken, n.Dad Jokes

How do chickens dance?Chick to chick

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?Chicken sees a salad

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?To get to the same side

How did the cops get the barbecued chicken to confess?They kept grilling her

Why do chicken coops have only two doorsIf they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Why did the chicken cross the road?To get away from Kylo Hen

Why don’t chickens wear pantsThere peckers are on their face

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?Coop-cakes

Why was the guy disappointed with the movie about chickens?it wasn’t what it was cracked up to be

What game do chickens play in the swimming pool?Marco Pollo

What's a chickens least favoite day?Friday

Why did the chicken get a speeding ticket?He was heavy on the Eggs-celerator

Why did the chicken cross the basketball courtHe heard the referee calling fowls

What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orangeDad, look what marma-laid

Why do chickens lay eggsBecause if they dropped them, they’d break