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What's the difference between Ted Cruz's wife and an insurrection?Ted Cruz would never defend his wife.
What's the difference between Ted Cruz's wife and an insurrection?Ted Cruz would never defend his wife.
Why do people instantly hate Ted Cruz?Because it saves time.
What’s the difference between Ted Cruz and 185 lbs of festering shit filled with corn?The corn
Why did Ted Cruz need to go to Cancun while Texas was freezing?Reptiles can't tolerate extreme cold