Ted Cruz, n.All

Why do people instantly hate Ted Cruz?Because it saves time.

What's the difference between Ted Cruz's wife and an insurrection?Ted Cruz would never defend his wife.

Why did Ted Cruz need to go to Cancun while Texas was freezing?Reptiles can't tolerate extreme cold

Ted Cruz is a patriot. He believes in what he does. He's done marvels in mobilizing conservatives, mobilizing Americans concerned about the direction of the ever-expanding entitlement state under Obama, and particularly the threat it is to freedom. I disagree with his tactics, but I agree entirely with his objectives.

What’s the difference between Ted Cruz and 185 lbs of festering shit filled with corn?The corn

Ted Cruz is hardly an evangelical Christian. How can somebody who lies as much as Ted Cruz lies be an evangelical Christian?