Abraham Lincoln

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is nothing more than a well-meaning baboon.

(of Abraham Lincoln) The President is nothing more than a well-meaning baboon.

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest precedent.

is great, not because he once lived in a cabin, but because he got out of it.

Abraham Lincoln was great, not because he once lived in a cabin, but because he got out of it.

is an offensive exhibition of boorishness and vulgarity.

An offensive exhibition of boorishness and vulgarity.

is a man whose mind works in the right directions but seldom works clearly and cleanly. His bread is of unbolted flour, and much straw, too, mixes in the bran, and sometimes gravel stones.

His mind works in the right directions but seldom works clearly and cleanly. His bread is of unbolted flour, and much straw, too, mixes in the bran, and sometimes gravel stones.

is the leanest, lankest, most ungainly mass of legs and arms and hatchet face ever strung on a single frame. He has most unwarrantably abused the privilege, which all politicians have, of being ugly.

is a huckster in politics; a first-rate second-rate man.

He is a huckster in politics; a first-rate second-rate man.

is a filthy storyteller, despot, liar, thief, braggart, buffoon, usurper, monster, ignoramus Abe, old scoundrel, perjurer, swindler, tyrant, field-butcher, land-pirate.

Filthy storyteller, despot, liar, thief, braggart, buffoon, usurper, monster, ignoramus Abe, old scoundrel, perjurer, swindler, tyrant, field-butcher, land-pirate.

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