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is literally worth picking up off the ground for anyone who makes less than $36.00/hr, if one figures there are 3,600 seconds in an hour

Since there are 3,600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It's literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.

is something we see every day but never look at.

PENNY A penny is something we see every day but never look at

is a coin that will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.

1s 2nly practical use is to prevent you from getting more pennies.

is hated by people because of their hatred for change and also defended by people because of their hatred for change.

is only used to avoid getting more pennies.

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