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is a big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, but to do the buying.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded. George Carlin

is a country impressive for the way parents obey their children.

is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. - Laurence J. Peter

is a country that has been skating for ages on its unparalleled ability to look marvelous on the outside.

America is a country that has been skating for ages on its unparalleled ability to look marvelous on the outside. Matt Taibbi

is a country that is terrified of the passage of time. Prozac nation. Land of face lifts.

America is terrified of the passage of time. Prozac Nation. Land of Face Lifts. Dirk Benedict

is a country that wants to do nothing but bring other lands democracy and white bread... to transplant the American dream of freedom, achievement, hyperacidity, affluence, flatulence, technology, and tension, the inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.

I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. - M*A*S*H, 'O.R.,' original airdate 1974 October 8th, written by Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks, spoken by the character Hawkeye

is a country to which one might possess an ill forebodings as to its future system.

I have an indifferent opinion of the honesty of this country, and ill forebodings as to its future system.ALEXANDER HAMILTON (1755-1804) To George Washington, March 25, 1783

is a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy.

How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy. - Paul Sweeney

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