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Why doesn't Jesus eat M&Ms?They fall through the holes in his hands
Why doesn't Jesus eat M&Ms?They fall through the holes in his hands
Why do paintings of Jesus always show him wearing a crown of thorns?That’s a real head-scratcher, isn't it?
What do church mice believe in?Cheeses
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?It only takes one nail to hang a picture..
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Why is Jesus bad at hockey?He keeps getting nailed to the boards
What kind of car does Jesus drive?A Christler
What do Jesus and the square root of negative one have in common?They're both imaginary